Satire

About the Sentinel

Silicon Valley Sentinel is a satirical publication. Its articles are fiction. Any resemblance to real events is the joke.

Silicon Valley Sentinel is a deadpan news site about artificial intelligence, crypto, startups, venture capital and Big Tech. It reports, with a straight face, on things that did not happen. Every article is invented. Every quote is invented. The local sources, the unnamed insiders and the barista who "heard everything" are invented.

Public figures and companies appear because they are public figures and companies, and the Sentinel mocks their public personas and public behaviour in the long tradition of parody. Nothing here is a statement of fact about any real person, and nothing here should be repeated as news. Images are illustrations generated for the stories and do not depict real people.

If you read an article here and believed it, the Sentinel regrets nothing, but would like you to check the "Satire" label near the headline.

Corrections: there are none, because nothing was true to begin with. Complaints: editor@siliconvalleysentinel.com.